Croquembouche
Once your guests have arrived, bring out the pièce-de-résistance. A croquembouche relies on puffs―a lot of them―made from pâte à choux, piled sky-high and held together with strands of shiny caramel. A mountain of sugar indeed.
Genoise Sponge
Lighter-than-air genoise sponge cake is not just a nice-to-have; it is expected at a proper gathering. Possibly the most elegant of sponge cakes, it relies solely on air to rise (not unlike certain gentlemen). It requires more than sophistication to pull off; technique is everything.
Giant Eclair Cake
Could you make regular éclairs? Certainly. But that would not provide the wow-factor of this magnificent éclair cake. Light and airy choux is baked in a large ring and then filled with vanilla crème mousseline topped with a glossy chocolate glaze. Truly a feast for the eyes.
Japanese Fruit Sando
Fruit is an edible way to add color to your tablescape. Studded with strawberries, kiwis, or mangoes, these sandos are dainty yet lavish thanks to a velvety-smooth, mascarpone-enhanced whipped cream. A lady with this in hand will appear as colorful and cool as these sandwiches themselves.
Continue to 5 of 13 belowShortbread Cookies
Leave shortbread off your menu, and a certain author will certainly think it was an oversight. The Scots have truly made their mark with this treat. Each bite is rich and buttery, with a tender, crumbly texture that melts in your mouth. Make sure you have a handkerchief at the ready to remove any lingering evidence of your satisfaction from your chin.
Cucumber Sandwiches
Cool as a cucumber may not be how your guests will feel if certain royals arrive, but at least they’ll have these sandwiches for refreshment. Don’t forget to salt your cucumbers—no one wants to soil their gloves with a soggy sandwich.
Bakery-Style Cream Scones With Milk Chocolate Recipe
No tea is complete without scones and cream. Since plain scones are so last season, opt for ones speckled with dark chocolate instead. The more cacao, the better. And instead of jam and clotted cream, surprise your guests with, gasp, fruit-flavored whipped cream instead.
Onde-Onde (Malaysian Sweet Palm-Sugar Dumplings)
A favorite teatime treat in Malaysia, onde-onde is a fluffy, chewy green ball flavored with aromatic pandan filled with melted palm sugar and covered with coconut. Small bites are a must, as etiquette dictates that you be dainty and not open your mouth too wide when eating—wise advice for any social occasion.
Continue to 9 of 13 belowSmoked Salmon and Dill Tea Sandwiches
In a room filled with confections, do not make the mistake of forgetting to add a savory bite to the menu. Smoked salmon and cream cheese brightened with lemon and dill provide a much-needed respite from sugary tea treats. Remember to remove the crust or risk your guests' judging looks.
Daan Tat (Hong Kong-Style Egg Tart)
Sweet egg custard and crisp and tender puff pastry is a match made in heaven. In my opinion, far superior to the British egg custard tart (which often uses custard powder), these Hong Kong-style egg tarts include custard made the old fashioned way.
Choux au Craquelin
One choux is simply never enough. Choux au craquelin are the true diamonds of the season. They appear humble on the outside with their sweet, crackled crust, but on the inside, they reveal their true nature as luscious, creamy, and positively delectable.
Chocolate-Covered Digestive Biscuits
True, no one comes to tea just for the biscuits, but these aren’t just any old biscuits, they’re quite close to a shop favorite, McVitie's. We don’t use words like knock-off or copycat here. How base. These are, in fact, better than the original. Dare your guests to say otherwise.
Continue to 13 of 13 belowL'Aventura Punch
Finally, the marriage mart can be intimidating, especially for those new to society. A crowd-pleasing punch is in order. Vodka-based and flavored with mint tea syrup, amaro, and a full-bodied blanc vermouth, this drink provides just the right balance to set your guests slightly off-balance.
Ok, enough. If you’re as excited as I am about Bridgerton returning for another season, you’ll want to host a tea, but not just any tea. For this afternoon tea, break out all your very best and most elaborate cakes, sandwiches, and scones to accompany your very fancy tea (or just your favorite). And yes, you even have a cocktail or glass of bubbly to wash it all down and celebrate, maybe not Regency (because well, yeah, problematic), but the glitz, the glamour, and yes, the drama that only the Shonda Rhimes can deliver. So to that I say, pinkies up!