Welcome back to Cereal Eats, the column in which Jamelle Bouie offers an on-camera review of an oddball cereal of his choice—the odder the better. If you have any oddball breakfast cereal tips, suggestions, or other pressing cereal intel, drop a note in the comments or email us!
I bought this box of cereal even though I had no idea what “Funfetti” actually tasted like. Would it just be a generic sweet thing, like sprinkles? Would it be some novel flavor, concocted in an industrial lab by some maniac? Or would it be something boring and unobjectionable?
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To my genuine surprise, it was the latter. Funfetti Cereal—which tastes something like a vanilla birthday cake—is actually pretty good, a legitimately tasty cereal that I would recommend to anyone who likes sugary, novelty treats. In fact, with a delicious-tasting milk as well, I think Funfetti cereal would make an excellent vehicle for other cereal-based treats, like a Momofuku-style cereal milk ice cream.
Longtime viewers of this series will know that I tend to go for the most objectionable cereals I can find. But this time, it seems I made the right choice.
Verdict: Four spoons.
The opinions expressed are the author's own and do not necessarily reflect those of the Serious Eats staff.